Ok, Will here. I just saw that the stupid manager that Jeff hired, Alan, is putting up a smear campaign against my boy Josh's TJ Maxx store. I just want to say tha Alan is a dick and nobody cares about anything he ever says.
One thing that's important for new bands is creating BUZZ. And guess what...TJ Maxx knows how to create buzz. Or is the entire town of Atascocita, Texas, lying??!!
From the Tribune:
The new T.J. Maxx and HomeGoods combo store, scheduled to open Aug. 3 in Atascocita Commons, is creating a buzz among area residents.“I love T.J. Maxx,” said Atascocita resident Teresa Saunders. “I’ve never been in their Home Goods Store, but if it’s anything like T.J. Maxx, I know I’ll be hooked.
So there you go, Williams. Maybe if you could create buzz as good as TJ Maxx can create buzz, Oingo Boingo, your stupid band, would have had more buzz created for them as opposed to the complete lack of created buzz they have now, which little to none buzz.
As for Atascocita resident Teresa Saunders, you should know this, if A Field of Flowers was a retail shop, we'd be TJ Maxx. Like them, we are versatile, affordable, and have a large collection of swimwear for everybody in the family.
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